Questions Questions Questions????????

For every question answered two more are asked, from creation to evolution, Christianity to Buddhism, every sort of inquiry made by the intelligent and the not so including, is Trump’s hair real or a piece? Does he have a brain under it or is it a cosy keeping his tea warm? One question is still unanswered, for decades now, women of all ages come up against this same old problem on their holidays. Do they free themselves from the white marks of tyranny and go strapless or topless. After spending most of their adult lives in push-ups, pull-ins, chicken fillets, or heaven forbid, corsets, do they break free and show the world their asset? Or stay covered for the rest of their lives hiding their pride and joy from the world…?

There is no easy answer to this, but one thing for sure is, it applies to both sexes these days. After quiet observation on the beach, I have concluded that many men would benefit from a holdup or a pull in strap, some have bigger boobs than most women do and certainly not as attractive. Yes, I can appreciate the female form even though I am female, but no girls, do not ask me on a date will you.

Back to the question of to be or not to be topless…? I have decided this, apparently, is a personal choice thing, but a good rule of thumb for women is:

Strip off your top and stand in front of a mirror, if you like what you see then go for it if you don’t but you want revenge on the male population, then go for it.

If you don’t mind admiring looks from either sex, and there is no woman alive that does not wish to be overwhelmed with admiration, if they tell you otherwise they are telling porkies, so in the end, it is up to you.

If you are a man… strip off and look at yourself in the mirror, but remove the beer goggles first.

Patting that bulge and squeezing them moobs (man boobs) together, no matter how often you tell yourself it’s your six-pack and pecs, no, sorry boys, my advice is to go to your wife’s wardrobe, take out the top she has thrown to the back of the cupboard or on the floor and try it on. Do female kind a favour and hide some of those red lumps and bumps, stand tall and proud, remove those black socks with your trainers and please, please, please stop rolling your shorts up and tucking them in like adult nappies, this is not a good look, just buy shorter shorts PLEASE or get proper trunks.

Having watched people from 18 months old to 80+ years and of both sexes and all shapes and sizes, enjoying the freedom of fresh air and sunlight on their assets my conclusion again is It’s up to you is that it's up to each person individually.

And for the cynical amongst you, no I am no pin-up model with an axe to grind.